I just saw the full trailer to the upcoming live action Dragonball movie. Here's the link [link] Now here's my rant, enjoy.

What do I think of the live action Dragonball movie based on the official trailer? Well…
1. Roshi is an old, bald man with an extensive collection of porno mags and he’s a habitual skirt sniffer
2. The dragonballs were not created by seven mystics, they were created by a wrinkly old man…who’s green, has pointy ears and antenna.
3. Goku is a kid with spiky black hair with a brown monkey tail.
4. Just about everybody can fly and shoot beams of light out of their hands, eyes, mouth and possibly even their cocks for all I know.
Now…looking at the anime it may seem hard to translate something that works in a cartoon to live action. As a matter of fact, I highly doubt it was EVER meant to be made into a live action movie. So naturally my level of expectation for this movie has been remarkably low, even for someone who’s pessimistic like me. So…if I could ask Fox one thing, just one thing. There is a very simple formula to making a good Dragonball feature. The people who made it managed to fit it in with countless hours worth of episodes. So, Fox studios, how do you fuck –that- up? HOW DO YOU FUCK -THAT- UP!!!?